Total Medals Earned: 679 (From 122 different games.) Total Medal Score: 7,435 Points
Medals Earned: 5/10 (125/325 points)
Hi, my name is Tom
I'd like to check myself in
Too much exposition
And your name is on it
This is in your history forever
And I just shaved, too!
Surprise!
Heh, Emily Queer, get it?
Not nerf guns this time, though.
Well aren't you special?
Medals Earned: 9/21 (55/500 points)
buy something
play 1 hour
play 15 minutes
play 3 times
play 30 minutes
play 5 times
unlock skin 2
collect 10 chestes
kill 150 enemies
play 10 times
play 2 hours
unlock skin 3
unlock skin 4
unlock skin 5
kill 500 enemies
unlock skin 6
kill 1000 enemies
kill first boss
unlock skin 7
kill second boss
kill third boss
Medals Earned: 3/14 (20/290 points)
A Nice Center Smash
Far Right Smoosh
Far Left Hit
Cut Off a Conversation
Ten Crush-Hugs
Five Love Taps
You Obey the Rule of Three for Big Yucks!
Fifteen Gory Love Lunges
20 Hits in Survival
Perfect Score in Story Mode
21 Spikey Embraces
30 Hits in Survival
40 Hits in Survival
50 Hits in Survival
Medals Earned: 3/12 (20/250 points)
You made it through the morning shift!
You've learned the fine art of the rebound. Or just got lucky.
You got your first 6 point hit! We're so proud!
You're over the hump!
You made it! Now time for be-ew-ti-ful dreams.
You've survived through 5 mascots. OK.
You're getting up there!
You survived 20 psychotic mascots! You're a spiking GOD.
You got mad points with little to work with!
You completed employment mode with 100% security!
You smashed 50 guys in one game sitting! That's a lot!
Perfect in the monster challenge
Medals Earned: 4/11 (155/435 points)
I TOLD you dog!
Win the aggressive way
Win the epic way
Win the undetected way
I did it on purpose...
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Lose 6 points
Fail 55 times
Watch all 40 unique fails
You know you want this medal
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/10 (10/290 points)
Get score of 100
Get 1000 coins
Play with a friend, or by yourself in two player mode...
Catch on fire!
Fully Upgrade More Money Ability
Get 10'000 Coins
Check out the mobile link
Fully Upgrade An Item
Get up to wave 10
Get 1000 Score
Medals Earned: 2/18 (10/500 points)
Kill 5 enemies.
Earn 1 achievement.
Earn 6 achievements.
Kill 125 enemies.
Kill 30 enemies.
Earn 40 achievements.
Earn 25 achievements.
Earn 16 achievements.
Earn 65 achievements. That's half of the total 130 achievements.
Kill 550 enemies.
Kill 1,900 enemies.
Earn 80 achievements.
Kill 1,125 enemies.
Kill 11,000 enemies.
Earn 110 achievements.
Kill 4,000 enemies.
Kill 60,000 enemies.
Earn all 130 achievements. Must've taken you a while, huh?
Medals Earned: 1/2 (25/75 points)
Win The Anger Game
Medals Earned: 3/14 (15/400 points)
Beat the shit outa the A.T.P. agent with your axe.
Rip the first dude's head off.
Perform The Beast's signature smiley fatality.
Beat the shit outa your axe with the A.T.P. agent.
Shotgun rape the first guy.
Medals Earned: 4/8 (20/45 points)
Finished your first drawing.
Notified someone after taking your turn.
Started a game with a random user.
Found the hidden troll face.
Reach a score of at least 10.